I love the Jersey shore. I love being a guidette. But no one can understand how I feel right now. →
I love their band description:
The Drums are:
Jonathan Pierce - The Singin’
Jacob Graham - The Stringin’
Adam Kessler - The Twangin’
Connor Hanwick - The Bangin’
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I usually just ignore ‘reblog if’s, but this was seriously more fun than any drug or alcohol I have ever consumed.
YES
This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun, and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence towards the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men; go freely with the powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and mothers, of families: read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life: re-examine all you have been told at school or church, or in any books, and dismiss whatever insults your soul.
— Walt Whitman
I would have to eat nothing but white bread and cheese if I wanted to eat Activia. Who thought laxatives bifidis regularis in yogurt was a good idea?
Call me crazy, but I feel like she was prettier before hand. She looked like a good looking girl next store. Now she looks like something created by the people who created Avatar. Disturbingly unnatural.


